General, Madam Called You To Farm - Chapter 353

General, Madam Called You To Farm
Chapter 353 – Negotiation (1) 

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Su Ergou thought that the claim about the ointment used by the emperor was probably just a boast from Chang Ping. 

But since Young Master Xiang had a high status and Chang Ping was his close followers, then the stuff he gave must still be good stuff. 

Su Ergou’s logic was sound. 

However, Wei Ting immediately recognized that this was indeed a medicine from the palace. 

”Who gave it to you?” He asked. 

“I can’t say.” Su Ergou blinked, “But I can gesture!” 

He gestured wildly in the air. 

“Do you understand? Brother-in-law.” 

Wei Ting: “……” 

In the backyard, Su Xiaoxiao screamed, “Ergou! Come over and help me!” 

“I’m coming, jie*!” Su Ergou quickly ran over. 

*Jie (姐) : Older sister 

Wei Ting took the ointment and went back to the east room.

A man in black slipped in like a ghost.

He looked dejected as if he had been beaten up seventeen or eighteen times.

Wei Ting frowned, “What happened to you this time?”

He reached for his buttocks.

Wei Ting: “Your butt… You are not chaste again?”

Yuchi Xiu said with grievance, “No, this time it’s not my butt, it’s my chest. Don’t ask, I don’t want to talk about it.”

Wei Ting: I didn’t plan on asking either. 

Wei Ting asked, “Then why were you touching your butt?” 

Yuchi Xiu said miserably, “It’s inflamed, it hurts so much.” 

Wei Ting glanced at him with an indescribable look, ‘are you sure it’s because of inflamation…?’

Yuchi Xiu saw the ointment bottle in Wei Ting’s hand and asked, “My Lord, what is that thing in your hand?” 

Wei Ting tossed the bottle to him.  

He caught it and said, “Oh, it’s the palace’s white jade ointment. Are you not going to use it, My Lord? If you’re not using it, then I will use it to apply it on my butt.” 

His butt really hurt ah! 

It was all because of that woman! 

She was really…… really outrageous! 

Yuchi Xiu was so angry that he pulled the cork out! 

It was as if pulling that woman’s head off! 

Wait. 

This smell wasn’t right.  

“My Lord!” He sniffed the ointment, “Where did you get this?” 

Wei Ting said, “Ergou gave it to me.” 

Yuchi Xiu gasped, “He actually tried to poison you! Wait, that’s not right… He is just a fool donkey, how could he know anything about poison?” 

Wei Ting’s eyes grew cold, you are really quite good at giving people nicknames ah. 

Yuchi Xiu’s expression became serious, “I know! It must be that girl! She wants to kill you, My Lord!” 

Wei Ting said coldly, “If you’re not going to use your brain, should I chop it off for you?” 

Yuchi Xiu took a step back, protecting his head, “My Lord, being too cruel is not good.” 

Wei Ting snorted. 

Yuchi Xiu couldn’t understand what he had done to anger his master. 

His master’s temperament had become harder and harder to figure out recently. 

Wei Ting stared at the white jade ointment on the table, and his expression became colder and colder. 

“Jie, I need to tell you something.” Su Ergou said. 

“What is it?” Su Xiaoxiao continued chopping firewood. 

As Su Ergou tied up the firewood his older sister chopped, he said, “That… Chang Ping said that Young Master Xiang has been coughing at night, and asked me if I had any snacks to stop the coughing?” 

Su Xiaoxiao snapped a piece of wood and said, “If he’s coughing, won’t it be better if he takes medicine?” 

Su Ergou said, “Chang Ping said that Young Master Xiang has been taking medicine for so long, and now he feels nauseous as soon as he smells it.” 

Su Xiaoxiao asked, “Did you promise him anything?” 

Su Ergou muttered, “I said that I will ask you first.” 

Su Xiaoxiao put down the machete and said, “Alright, I will make some loquat autumn pear paste.” 

-Loquat Autumn Pear Paste

With Wei Ting and Yuchi Xiu’s sharp hearing, they naturally overheard the siblings’ conversation. 

Yuchi Xiu belatedly said, “It’s that cunning Xiao Zhonghua!” 

Wei Ting gently tapped the table with his fingers. 

When his master made this gesture, it meant that he was planning for something. 

Yuchi Xiu’s eyes gleamed with excitement, “My Lord! Are we going to assassinate Xiao Zhonghua? I can do it!” 

Wei Ting said, “Besides killing, can’t you think of any others?” 

Yuchi Xiu shrugged and said, “But I’m a killer ah.” 

After a pause, his eyes lit up again. 

“I know! Let’s poison Xiao Zhonghua! Just put it into the girl’s loquat autumn pear paste! Give Xiao Zhonghua a taste of his own medicine!” 

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