80s Wife is Sweet and Sassy - Chapter 546

80s Wife is Sweet and Sassy 
Chapter 546 – I’m the toad, and my wife is the swan meat (1)  

Translator : Moon Lee
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*from chinese idiom (癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉) “A toad wants to eat swan meat”. Meaning: It describes someone who is aiming too high or coveting something far beyond their reach, especially in relationships. 

“It’s my fault, everything is my fault. Qiao Qiao, don’t be angry. Getting angry will give you wrinkles.”

Gu Ye caught his wife’s small hands. 

She had quite a bit of strength, her punches hurt. 

He was worried about internal injuries affecting the quality of tonight’s ‘feast’.

Chu Qiao took the opportunity to withdraw her hands and glared at him fiercely. 

“So what if I get wrinkles? Are you saying I’m ugly?”

Gu Ye’s heart tightened, and he immediately replied, “Even with wrinkles, my wife would still be the most beautiful woman in the world.”

A slight smile tugged at Chu Qiao’s lips, but she quickly suppressed it and snorted coldly. 

“So if I weren’t good-looking, you wouldn’t like me? When I’m old and faded, will you go looking for fun outside? Like those men at Boss Tang’s dance hall, keeping a wife at home while fooling around elsewhere? Some heartless ones even cast aside their wives altogether. Is that what you want to do too?” 

Gu Ye inwardly groaned, cursing Zhang Suqin and her husband for angering his wife and making him the target of her wrath.

His mind raced, and soon he came up with a solution. 

He put on a stern face and said unhappily, “Comrade Chu Qiao, I never thought you would see me as a shallow person. Is this how you see me as your husband? Am I really that narrow-minded, superficial, and ignorant? Even if you were covered in wrinkles, no, even if you were covered in goosebumps, you would still be the most beautiful toad in my eyes… I mean, the most beautiful wife!”

“You’re the toad!”

Chu Qiao punched him again, both angry and amused. 

His smooth talk started off decently but quickly devolved into nonsense.

“Right, I’m the toad who got to eat the swan meat.”

Gu Ye rubbed his chest where she had punched him, it nearly broke his ribs. 

He mentally added this debt to Zhang Suqin and her husband’s tab. 

He would settle this with them later. For now, he needed to calm his wife down.

While showering her with sweet words, Gu Ye pulled Chu Qiao into his arms and shamelessly planted a deep, french kiss on her, finally conquering his furious wife. 

Chu Qiao vigorously wiped her mouth, it was already swollen from his kisses. 

She wasn’t actually angry anymore but used the opportunity to warn him against any wandering thoughts. 

The outside world was full of temptations, and she didn’t want to test her man’s self-control.

Moreover, putting herself in his shoes, if a pack of handsome, sweet-talking young but manly men were to throw themselves at her, competing for her attention, she wasn’t sure she could resist the temptation either.

Of course, if there was a rope pulling her back, she probably could.

So, she was the rope behind Gu Ye, and likewise, he was the rope pulling her.

Since they were married, they had to remain loyal to each other for the duration of their marriage. 

That was the most basic moral constraint of being husband and wife.

Chu Qiao poked Gu Ye’s chest with her finger and shot him a sideways warning glance, 

“In short, if you ever have an affair outside, the house and all the savings are mine. You’ll leave with nothing but only the clothes on your back!”

Gu Ye caught her delicate finger and gently nibbled on it, grinning mischievously. 

“Wife, if I leave, who’s going to keep you company at night? How about I tie you to my belt and take you with me everywhere?”

“In your dreams!”

Chu Qiao pulled her finger back, gave his cheek a light pat, and shot him a mock glare before getting up to clear the dishes from the table. 

A smile tugged at her lips though. 

This rascal always manages to twist serious problems into something cheeky. What a tricky man! 

Gu Ye breathed a sigh of relief. Finally managed to coax his wife. He hurried to take over the dishes. 

“I’ll wash them.”

“I will make you another plate of egg fried rice.” 

Chu Qiao felt a twinge of regret. 

She shouldn’t have made a whole table of bitter melon dishes, as he had barely eaten any.

“Sounds good. My wife really does care about me.”

Gu Ye genuinely hadn’t eaten enough. 

He hated bitter melon more than anything, it was like swallowing bitter medicine to him. 

He hadn’t even finished that earlier bowl of rice and was still hungry.

Chu Qiao shot him a playful glare, then diced some carrots and cracked three eggs into a bowl. 

She stir-fried a large plate of egg fried rice, sprinkling it with a handful of vibrant green scallions. 

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